“ Alexandra | Church Confessional What’s up? I’m Alexandra. I’m 18 and fresh out of high school. I’m a mellow person. I do not party a lot, and I’m too young to go to bars or clubs. So it’s hard for me to meet older guys. The only place where I have any luck hooking up, believe it or not, is at church! But church guys are too nice. They never want to, like, tear my clothes off and have their way with me. I’m a nice girl, but I have a naughty side, too. I used to date this guy who was old enough to be my dad! He was sweet. He waited super patiently until my 18th birthday before we even kissed! I mean, I only got a C in health class, but even I know that kissing and sex are so not the same thing! When the time came to do it, I swear I wanted it more than he did! We started slowly as he undressed me and let me play with his cock. I had ants in my pants, I wanted him inside me so bad. Of course, I had no idea what I was doing. Thank God he was so experienced. I gave him a blowjob, and he, like, told me exactly what to do. Then he grabbed my ass and bent me over the bed. I was like, Huh? That’s not the way they have sex in the movies! My butt was in the air, and he did me from behind like that. I screamed so loud that I surprised myself. I knew it was going to feel good, but I had no idea just how amazing it would be. We didn’t do it in the butt, but he did put a finger in there as he was doing me from behind. It tickled so bad—in a good way! I felt like such a dirty girl, but I didn’t care. I bet it would feel awesome to have a guy’s thing in there. Don’t tell anyone I said this, but I’m dying to try it. None of the guys I meet at my church think it’s a good idea. I can’t wait till I’m older and can meet guys in nightclubs and stuff. Maybe then I can meet a guy who’s not all hung up on whatchamacallit, sodomy or whatever. It’s just sex—really, really awesome sex. What’s wrong with that? ”